Bride of Trufflepurse
Just when I thought it was safe to think that fashion accessory designers could be left alone without any adult supervision, a new purse comes in with the latest shipment. Many of you who read this regularly do, I’m sure, recall the wonders of the Trufflepurse--which more resembles an oversized piece of chocolate than a purse. In a similar vein is a purse that has the same small, cylindrical shape, but is black with white trim. While this purse does look a lot more normal than its compatriots, it does bear a striking semblance to a piece of licorice.
I almost behooves me to say that our store must now proudly display the Mallowpurse on the front racks. Imagine, if you will, a small, cylindrical purse that is marshmallow white. In fact, were you to touch the fabric, you’d think it was made of marshmallow too given its soft texture.
I’m not entirely sure why all my nicknames for purse designs gone horribly awry all seem to revolve around food. Maybe my brain is subconsciously telling me that I want a salad after all....
Then again, there was the Cleavagepurse.
Today’s Lesson: it is one thing to worry about a puppy licking your face and wondering where it’s tongue has been. It’s an even greater worry to know that the puppy licking your face was previously cleaning its crotch.
posted by Phillip at 6:37 PM
